Kim Jong Il To Adopt American Baby

In video footage recently uncovered it was learned that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il is adopting an American baby who’s biological parents were African American and Japanese.  While Kim already has three biological sons, official spokesmen from Pyongyang confirmed that Kim, the Supreme Commander Of The People’s Army, is acting on strategic advice provided by consultants at the RAND Corporation and Burson Marsteller.  It is believed by the Dear Leader and his high command advisors that in the short term the adoption will improve diplomatic relations between the “Democratic” People’s Republic of Korea and the United States, and in the long term lead to opportunities for developing new arms trading and drug trading channels for the overall improvement of the North Korean economy.

Video footage courtesy of KCNA (Korean Central News Agency):

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