Clueless Loser File: Jesse Thornhill


This young man was bound to get his mug plastered on the Internet, however, not for the obvious reason.  Everything would have been fine, Jesse Thornhill would have just continued living his non-descript,  boring life, were it not for that pesky landlord stepping in front of the Windstar.

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6 Responses to Clueless Loser File: Jesse Thornhill

  1. Stanley says:

    I think I can predict his defense attorney’s strategy for the upcoming trial…”The Devil made him do it!”

  2. Big Fella says:

    I am predicting the charge is dismissed, how could any judge dispute his attorney’s contention that it is impossible for him to get a fair trial without a jury of his peers.

    • Stanley says:

      A trial by a jury of his peers…too true that that would be a difficult feat to manage. One thing you can be certain won’t happen is this “guy” testifying in his own defense. There is no chance of his putting his hand on a bible and swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth – so help him God. After all, the jury might be a little biased after the bible burst into flames as he finished his oath. lol

  3. Rick says:

    Just because he has body modifications and tattoos does not make Mr. Thornhill a loser. It is pathetic that we Americans are supposed to be lovers of freedom and diversity, yet we chastise those who look or act dissimilar to the majority. Conform!! Conform!! Seems like so-called freedom loving Americans are becoming more and more like Nazis.

    • Quirkyjerky says:

      @Rick Nazi’s? We the unmarked? Take a trip to a prison and have a look at the aryan brotherhood. This guy looks like a candidate for Grand Poobah of the Aryan Brotherhood!

  4. Big Fella says:

    Mr. Thornhill through his conscious efforts to modify his body, without thought to possible body health issues down the road, without apparent regard for attaining any meaningful employment opportunity or social acceptance in mainstream society, especially during times of economic downturns; coupled with his lack of judgement when he allegedly ran down his landlord with the Windstar, eminently qualify him to be named a clueless loser.

    It is not about freedom of self expression, or demanding total conformity, it is about the choices one makes that impact his own life.

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