Former clip-art comic book author David Rees has launched an internet service sharpening pencils. His Artisanal Pencil Sharpening service rivals any indulgence that can be found in the Nieman Marcus catalog for both its affordable price and its exclusive cachet. The basic, hand pencil sharpening service is being offered at the reasonable price of $15 per pencil, just mail in your pencils to the address on the web site together with your check or credit card information
Don’t have a pencil that needs sharpening, no problem. Order directly on the web site and he will ship you one sharpened Number 2 pencil for $15, a better deal than shipping him your used pencils. An even better deal, is for $40 he will ship you two Number 2 pencils that have been carefully and lovingly hand sharpened and he will throw in a signed, numbered art print of his advertising broadsheet (which has got to be worth something to somebody.)
Not since the skilled artisan Michelangelo hand carved the statue of David have men seen the beauty and craftsmanship of a pencil sharpened by a great artist. In this day and age of electric pencil sharpeners, or worse, mechanical pencils, a lost art is recreated by a great master of the pencil point. Wise consumers will act immediately, before some evil pencil sharpening company outsources this great American enterprise to India.
Show your patriotism and support our economy by buying only real American sharpened pencils.