Paris Hilton has crawled her way to the depth of irrelevance by posing for and splashing pictures of her naked boobs across the Internet courtesy of News Of The World. Despite all of daddy’s and grandpa’s money, Paris can’t seem to find either happiness or relevance in her life, instead being happy in the irrelevance of her self-contrived life.
It’s probably a good thing a slot in the college system was not squandered on this vacuous excuse for a member of the human race, as it is doubtful any curricula or teacher would have an effect in deterring America’s clown princess from her penchant for gross conspicuous consumption and the seeming eternal desire to have her picture displayed around the world.
Like Sara Palin, Paris is not particularly smart or intelligent, just a good schemer, always nimbly figuring out how to get her name out in the media, now if either of these women could bring some relevance to their antics. Like Paris’ contemporary, Kim Kardashian.
News Of The World still leads Sunday circulation figures in the United Kingdom with 2,828,800 issues in circulation in June 2010. So maybe Paris is relevant, to Rupert Murdoch, who makes buckets of money with properties such as News Of The World and Fox News. Just another media/marketing baron, feeding off of a nation of clueless consumers.
(* Prurient post of the week.)